What are some funny and smart quotes?
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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
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At one point in our marriage, we had financial issues; Amy had lost her job, and mine was not bringi...
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Why the heck not? Genetically incompatible opposite sex couples procreate and raise children togethe...
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I love pussy and women and their bodies…I absolutely love cocks..watching women or men sucking dick....
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The initial reaction is usually total disbelief. They think you're trying to play a “silent treatmen...
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Wow, how can a person pick just one? I have twenty that I consider mean, that they don't, so here go...
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Hey Begmun, I'm sure most gun owners are good people at heart and really DON'T want to kill you. Mos...
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You feel like a freak because you hate yourself. As long as you continue to hate yourself you will o...
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My tenth percentage ended my 8 years friendship Well me and my friend let's call her Sara (name chan...
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Right! This was supposed to be a short 3 paragraph answer. But it’s 103 degrees outside again! And m...
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I'm pretty much unembarrassable, especially when it comes to nudity, both literal and metaphorical....
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Recent falcon sightings at UC Berkeley have raised hopes of a new peregrines family at the Campanile...